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Dear Mr. Moves,

I am writing to offer some constructive criticism about your adorable, if misinformed and primitive, little weblog -- or "log," if you prefer.

I must disagree with your assessments of several teams. ITEM ONE: I hope you are not a habitue of Kool-Aid, as it will rot your teeth. It appears that you are in danger of this sad fate, as you are sipping a little too much on the Phoenix Kool-Aid if you think they will beat my beloved Lakers. Don't you know that we have been very effective for many of the past few years? Now that we finally got rid of ineffective Mr. O'Neil, that nice young man Mr. Bryant will finally get to be a star. Phoenix is fine, but Steve Nash is a nightmare in sneakers, and Shawn Marion is just average.

ITEM TWO: Where is the acclaim for the Seattle Supersonics? They are off to a blazing start! You probably cannot remember back to last year, but they are very good at getting off to a blazing start. I feel confident that they, unlike last year, will do very well. I like that clean-cut Ray Allen, star of court and screen. I cannot say I approve much of Mr. Rashard Lewis' new hair, though; it is unnecessarily showy.

ITEM THREE: Marijuana is a very bad thing. You probably know that, as you are high as kites for not thinking about Charlotte. Traditionally, as you know, new teams always win many games, as they have the advantage of surprise. You'd do well to emulate their early success.

I also want to say, in the nicest way possible, that this site is poorly edited, badly written, half-baked, only three-quarter-arsed, and in need of an overall vision. Plus, y'all are just imitators of that young Chris Ryan anyway. As we used to say in summer camp up in the Adirondacks, "Get off the bozack."

Sincerely,

Edna Misinformed, D.D.S.